Product Details

Product Details

Perfect for affecting a dash of wit to your holiday table settings, our JAM Paper 'I'd Rather Be Fat' Novelty Holiday Cocktail Napkins are sure to start a delightful conversation! Sized at 5 x 5, these playful cocktail napkins keep things tidy while adding a layer of fun. Sold in a pack of 20, they are ideal for intimate gatherings or larger affairs offering both a practical purpose and entertainment! With their cheerful message and sturdy construction, JAM Paper cocktail napkins promote a joyful atmosphere while standing up to spills and canapés. Choose JAM Paper for napkins that truly make your gatherings memorable!

  • Tableware type: Napkins
  • Finish: Smooth
  • Material: Paper
Turnaround Time

Processing time 

  • Standard Plain Processing Time

    1 - 2 Days

  • Custom Print Order Processing

    5 - 7 Days

Shipping/transit time is based on the shipping method selected at checkout and begins once the order has completed processing and ships. Visit our shipping policy page for more information.

Return Policy

Returns, exchanges or refunds are accepted when received back within 30 days of purchase. 

Please note that custom-made products are uniquely tailored to your specifications, and as such, we are unable to accept returns for these items.

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