7 Essential JAM Products For 'Orange is the New Black' Inmates

7 Essential JAM Products For 'Orange is the New Black' Inmates

LITCHFIELD, NY – JAM reporter Kristin Jane Smith went to Litchfield Penitentiary this week to ask 'Orange is the New Black' inmates what their favorite JAM products were. These were some of their answers:

PIPER CHAPMAN - Business Card Cases

Piper Chapman business card cases

“Well, if you can keep a secret *looks around and smirks*. My new business, you know, ‘Whispers’ is booming. But promotion is unfortunately down so in order for this plan to work I need to really step up my business card game. My business cards are made out of toilet paper but that doesn’t even matter! These Business Card Cases get me noticed as professional, someone who, like, knows what she’s doing. And definitely gets that Taylor Swift blonde image out of everyone’s head.”

GALINA ‘RED’ REZNIKOV - Red Labels

'Red' Reznikov red labels

“I run the kitchen here. I slave over it. I work day and night to get these girls the food they need. In order to do so, especially with the horrible produce I get, I need to keep my kitchen clean and organized. My Red Labels do so. That’s it. Can I leave now? My kitchen is waiting.”

SUZANNE 'CRAZY EYES' WARREN - Hardcover Notebooks

Suzanne 'Crazy Eyes' Warren orange notebook

*Reads out of her hardcover notebook* ‘Before I met you the sun was like a yellow grape. But now, it looks like the fire in the sky. Why? Because you light a fire inside me.’ That was a poem I wrote for Piper a long time ago. This Hardcover Notebook helps me bring out my feelings, my love feelings. It’s my destiny, I need it to live … Wait was that a bad answer? *starts to hit herself with the notebook repeatedly*.

SOPHIA BURSET - Sheer Ribbon

Sophia Burset sheer ribbon

“Okay I’ll totally never admit this to another woman but sometimes my hair isn’t always perfect. This Sheer Ribbon does wonders! Tie you hair up with a little ribbon and you’ll look so fierce, even on those bad hair days. The strength of the ribbon is fabulous too – so you can have luscious, thick hair like me or that thin hair Piper has. Doesn’t matter.”

DAYANARA DIAZ - Le Pens

Dayanara Diaz Le Pens

“Well, I like to draw a lot. So the Le Pens you guys sell wherever you are definitely help pass the time. You know, it’s thin and stuff so my drawings come out even better than those dumb pencils they give us. *looks at the pen* You know, I did write my first love letter to John with it. *gives a sad smile* And now I’m making a drawing for my daughter so she can have it as a reminder of me until I get out of this place. Dang, I really need a cigarette… You got one?”

JOE CAPUTO ...

Joe Caputo Orange folders

“I do not want to comment on any JAM products. Your Plastic Folders with Clips are no longer available at Litchfield so please stop trying to send these to the inmates. The folders are too strong and those clips are extremely dangerous. They can harm my men. I cannot have it.”

Essential Products for 'Orange is the New Black' Inmates


When it comes to serving time in prison, having access to essential products can make a world of difference in an inmate's daily life. At JAM Paper, we understand the importance of providing quality products that can bring comfort and convenience to those incarcerated. Our 7 essential products for 'Orange is the New Black' inmates are carefully curated to meet the unique needs of individuals living behind bars. From writing supplies and personal hygiene items to organizational tools and stationery, our products are designed to make life a little easier for inmates.


Benefits of Our Essential Products


Our essential products for 'Orange is the New Black' inmates offer a range of benefits that can improve the daily lives of those in prison. From providing a means of communication with loved ones through writing supplies to promoting personal hygiene and organization, our products aim to bring a sense of normalcy and comfort to inmates. Additionally, our high-quality materials ensure durability and reliability, giving inmates products they can depend on throughout their time in prison.


Use Cases for Our Products


Our essential products for 'Orange is the New Black' inmates can be used in a variety of ways to enhance the daily lives of those in prison. Writing supplies can be used to stay in touch with family and friends, while personal hygiene items can help inmates maintain cleanliness and self-care. Our organizational tools can assist in keeping personal belongings and paperwork in order, making the prison experience more manageable.


Alternatives to Our Products


While our essential products are designed specifically for 'Orange is the New Black' inmates, there are alternative options available for those looking for similar items. However, our products are tailored to meet the unique needs of inmates, offering a level of quality and functionality that may not be found in generic alternatives. We take pride in providing specialized products that cater to the specific challenges of life behind bars.


Tips for Using Our Products


When using our essential products for 'Orange is the New Black' inmates, it's important to keep in mind the rules and regulations of the prison facility. Understanding the guidelines for personal belongings, communication, and hygiene can help inmates make the most of our products while staying compliant with the institution's policies. Additionally, taking care of our products and using them responsibly can ensure their longevity and effectiveness.


Additional Value for Inmates


Aside from our essential products, we also offer additional resources and support for inmates to help them navigate their time in prison. From educational materials and inspirational content to tips for personal growth and development, we strive to provide holistic support for individuals behind bars. Our goal is to make a positive impact on the lives of 'Orange is the New Black' inmates and contribute to their well-being during their incarceration.


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