5 Ways to Fend off Jurassic World Dinosaurs

5 Ways to Fend off Jurassic World Dinosaurs

We can all assume that the premiere of Jurassic World this weekend isn’t going to be all fun and games. The dinosaurs are bound to get out, especially if Chris Pratt is their keeper. To make sure you’re well-prepared for this rampage, here are 5 ways to get past a T-Rex without a scratch on you! Featuring some JAM products, of course.


actor chris pratt standing next to motorcycle with blue and pink paper in hands

Our Brite Hue Recycled Paper is bright and eye-catching—the perfect distraction to get those Triceratops to look the other way while you run! These dinos aren’t the brightest of the bunch, so this method will be a piece of cake (or paper). Try our Ultra Fuchsia paper for the lady dinosaurs and the Astrobright Terrestrial Blue for the manliest of male dinosaurs! The dinosaurs will be running straight towards them.

Note: you will need 1 brave soul to serve as the distraction. (One is better than many … right?)


Push Pins. Throw these babies at that Velociraptor and he’s sure to go down.


two boys standing in forest with open yellow cardboard box on ground

Okay so you might need a few dinosaur treats for this to work, but it’ll totally be worth it (check aisle 7 at your local pet store). Use our Glossy Gift Boxes to plant the trap. The glossy material is bound to catch any dinosaur’s eye, and the smell of those bacon-flavored snacks will be more than enough incentive for one to wander over. You’ll be able to hide just in time for it to gobble all of the treats up.

Unfortunately, the box will most likely be eaten, too.


jurassic world dinosaur coming up from water with pink plastic folder in jaws

Maybe just turning on that charm is the best way to deal with those Stegosauruses. In that case, try using our Plastic Envelopes to relay a friendly message. These envelopes are so durable that not even dinosaur claws will be able to ruin them. Slip in a cute little note saying something like, “We are friends. Not food.” Instead of trying to eat you, they may very well come in for a dino hug!

If not–here’s our last tip for you.

5. RUN!

Chris Pratt holding white and black Thank You card in hand

If none of these methods work, we think the best thing to do is just run.

Good luck! You're definitely going to need it. Here’s a thank you for coming by the Jurassic World Park. By the way, don't turn around... SEE YA!

Edited by Dana Kim on 3/27/2020.

5 Ways to Fend off Jurassic World Dinosaurs

With the release of the Jurassic World movies, the idea of encountering dinosaurs has captured the imagination of many. While it's unlikely that we'll ever come face to face with a real dinosaur, it's still fun to think about how we would fend them off if we did. In this blog post, we'll explore five creative and practical ways to fend off Jurassic World dinosaurs, from using technology to good old-fashioned ingenuity. Whether you're a fan of the movies or just interested in learning about creative problem-solving, this post has something for everyone.

What It Is

When it comes to fending off Jurassic World dinosaurs, it's important to understand what you're up against. These creatures are massive, powerful, and often unpredictable, making them a formidable opponent. However, with the right knowledge and tools, it's possible to come up with effective strategies for keeping them at bay.


Learning how to fend off Jurassic World dinosaurs can provide a sense of empowerment and creativity. It's a fun mental exercise that encourages critical thinking and problem-solving skills. Additionally, understanding the potential dangers of encountering dinosaurs can also lead to a greater appreciation for safety and preparedness in real-life situations.

Use Cases

While the likelihood of encountering a real dinosaur is extremely low, the principles of fending off Jurassic World dinosaurs can be applied to other scenarios. For example, the strategies discussed in this post can be adapted for emergency preparedness, wilderness survival, or even creative storytelling and game design.


Aside from the five ways mentioned in this post, there are countless other creative and practical strategies for fending off Jurassic World dinosaurs. From building traps to using decoys, the possibilities are limited only by one's imagination. Exploring alternative methods can lead to new insights and innovative solutions.

Tips for Using

When considering the tips provided in this post, it's important to approach them with a sense of curiosity and open-mindedness. While some strategies may seem far-fetched, they can still inspire new ideas and perspectives. Additionally, adapting the tips to fit individual circumstances and resources can lead to more effective and personalized solutions.


Overall, fending off Jurassic World dinosaurs is a fun and thought-provoking exercise that encourages creativity, critical thinking, and preparedness. By exploring different strategies and considering their applications, readers can gain valuable insights and have a great time imagining what it would be like to face off against these prehistoric creatures.


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