5 Ways to Fend off Jurassic World Dinosaurs
We can all assume that the premiere of Jurassic World this weekend isn’t going to be all fun and games. The dinosaurs are bound to get out, especially if Chris Pratt is their keeper. To make sure you’re well-prepared for this rampage, here are 5 ways to get past a T-Rex without a scratch on you! Featuring some JAM products, of course.
Our Brite Hue Recycled Paper is bright and eye-catching—the perfect distraction to get those Triceratops to look the other way while you run! These dinos aren’t the brightest of the bunch, so this method will be a piece of cake (or paper). Try our Ultra Fuchsia paper for the lady dinosaurs and the Astrobright Terrestrial Blue for the manliest of male dinosaurs! The dinosaurs will be running straight towards them.
Note: you will need 1 brave soul to serve as the distraction. (One is better than many … right?)
Push Pins. Throw these babies at that Velociraptor and he’s sure to go down.
Okay so you might need a few dinosaur treats for this to work, but it’ll totally be worth it (check aisle 7 at your local pet store). Use our Glossy Gift Boxes to plant the trap. The glossy material is bound to catch any dinosaur’s eye, and the smell of those bacon-flavored snacks will be more than enough incentive for one to wander over. You’ll be able to hide just in time for it to gobble all of the treats up.
Unfortunately, the box will most likely be eaten, too.
Maybe just turning on that charm is the best way to deal with those Stegosauruses. In that case, try using our Plastic Envelopes to relay a friendly message. These envelopes are so durable that not even dinosaur claws will be able to ruin them. Slip in a cute little note saying something like, “We are friends. Not food.” Instead of trying to eat you, they may very well come in for a dino hug!
If not–here’s our last tip for you.
If none of these methods work, we think the best thing to do is just run.
Good luck! You're definitely going to need it. Here’s a thank you for coming by the Jurassic World Park. By the way, don't turn around... SEE YA!
Edited by Dana Kim on 3/27/2020.