Without the word “clear”, the band "Everclear" would just be ... Ever. How boring is that? You wouldn’t have been able to listen to their awesome songs like "Wonderful" or "Father of Mine". Well they might have had them, but anyone who asked you who you were listening to, you would have had to reply with Ever, which is such a horrible band name. Basically, they wouldn’t have gotten far with a name like that.
Similarly, without these clear envelopes, where would all those beautifully tragic Everclear lyrics be stored? It doesn’t make sense to store them in a regular envelope. If you do that, you’re making the name of their band seem trivial. It obviously took them a while to figure their name out, as with most bands. But they knew clear had to be in it because they saw our envelopes; they told us this themselves! It's true in the most false way possible.
What we're really trying to say, if it hasn't come across yet, is that clear is an important part of any envelope collection. People may ask, what's the point of a clear envelope? Obviously to be as unique as Everclear was with their style! Choose these envelopes to stand out in a clear way. Just like "Ever" did. See, it just doesn’t sound right.
P.S. - Isn’t everything wonderful now with your clear envelopes?
Clear translucent vellum 3.125 x 3.125 Square Envelopes are perfect for 3x3 cards!