First rule about fight club: you do not talk about fight club. Second rule about fight club … you do NOT talk about fight club. Those are pretty clear rules … that we already broke twice. Tyler Durden might come after us with his crazy laugh! HIDE! This just in: Tyler Durden is imaginary! He’s invisible to everyone but the narrator! Phew!
Our clear envelopes may not be as loud as Tyler is about their toughness, but don’t worry – they are. Even if they seem more invisible than Brad Pitt in the movie, they are way more durable and lasting! Tyler only lasted until the narrator realized what was really going on; these plastic envelopes last even after you confront them.
Send these clear envelopes to your imaginary friend that keeps trying to convince you to become more like them. The clear envelope, even if your friend can’t hold it, will be a comfort. Or send these envelopes out to all of your dedicated Project Mayhem members with your next explosive idea. But remember to send a condolence letter to Robert Paulson’s family (for some reason they left that part out in the movie, so someone needs to…).
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