School Supply List: The Teacher's Pet vs The Rebel
- By Andrew Jacobs
- Aug 28, 2015
School Supply List: The Teacher's Pet vs The Rebel
Yes, back to school has almost arrived.
And celebrating back to school is great and all, and education is the key to growth and all that jazz, but let’s be real here...
After that first week or so of being excited to reunite with long lost friends and learning about what makes your new teachers tick, you get a little antsy … for next summer.
So I’m here to make light of the dreaded back to school feeling we all get in the pit of our stomachs once school actually starts. It’s like why did I even try and pretend I’m excited to go back to school? We (or at least I) realize preeettyyy darn quickly that being bored at home is better than being lectured at in school – and then we start missing Price is Right tremendously (okay, just me gosh).
Side Note to all children out there: Just because you’re reading this blog, STAY in school! It’s good for your head, your mind, and your brain too (School of Rock anyone?).
Here is a school supply list for those students who are always prepared ... whether that's for school or for fun is a whole other story.
1. Rubber Bands
What you should use them for:
Tying your poster together for that obnoxiously huge project you have to carry around until fifth period because it can’t fit in that obnoxiously small locker of yours. These rubber bands come in handy to hold the poster together! At least now you won’t slap people with the paper in the hallway or give them a paper cut as they pass. Yes, the former has in fact happened to me. I give you permission to laugh.
What you actually use them for:
Once the teacher leaves, the rubber band shooting fights begin. It’s like the Hunger Games, but no one dies or gets hurt … that badly. I am still trying to learn how to correctly operate a hand rubber band gun. I am 23 years old.
2. Paper Clips
What you should use them for:
Colorfully decorate your papers and hold them together AT THE SAME TIME with these awesome paper clips! That’s some Harry Potter magic right there, minus the Harry Potter magic. (But we do have all of the colors for each house: Red and Gold for Gryffindor, Green and Silver for Slytherin, Blue and Brown for Ravenclaw, and Yellow and Black for Hufflepuff. Yeah, JAM kind of rocks.)
What you actually use them for:
Really-difficult-to-bend Origami. That lasts all period trying to figure out.
3. Folders
What you should use them for:
Folders are meant for organizing all of your assignments, homework, and essays. One pocket can be for one subject and the second for another. Now you won’t hand off your “To Kill a Mockingbird” critical essay when you should have handed off your math take-home test.
What you actually use them for:
To hide your J-14 magazine, Sports Illustrated, or other inappropriate magazines. It looks like you’re working hard, until your principal walks in randomly and finds Carmen Electra instead of your history lesson inside the pocket. Can you say … awkward?
4. Binders
What you should use them for:
Binders are typically used for any and all subjects, especially those that need some serious note taking.
What you actually use them for:
To show off your sweet collection of Pokemon cards. Duh.
5. Pencil Cases
What you should use them for:
For holding pencils, pens, paper clips, staples, labels, blah blah blah.
What you actually use them for:
Snacks. For some reason, you either always get the early lunch or always get the super late lunch. And since you’re a kid, you’re always hungry. So you need some snacks. Store your awesome pizza lunchables, your dunkaroos, or your mega stuffed oreos in our awesome pencil cases. Oh how I miss being able to eat whatever I want without consequence. *Stares off into dream land*
6. Staples
What you should use them for:
Stapling your documents so that they stay together forever. Kind of like … CatDog.
What you actually use them for:
The only thing I could think of has to do with weaponry, so I decided not to write about it. But technically I just did. Whoops.
7. Labels
What you should use them for:
Our labels will help you make all of your subjects color coated so getting that binder out of your locker will be easy, peasy. And being early for class means getting to be the teacher’s pet which means getting to go to the principal’s office to hand something off which means not having to be in class which is ironic because you’re the teacher’s pet.
What you actually use them for:
Sticking them on your friend’s back with terms like ‘Kick Me’ or ‘Kiss Me’ (depending on what kind of immaturity level you’re at this moment of your pubescent life).
8. Journals
What you should use them for:
Journals can help you organize your obnoxious homework list, your to-do list, your project list, or your any-other-school-related list.
What you actually use them for:
PLAYING MASH! Okay, whoever doesn’t know this game, I will personally play with them! Contact me somehow. You get to know your future basically just by counting and crossing off. Once I got Nick Jonas. In a Mansion. In London. With 529 kids. And a clown car. It’s bound to come true, right?
Essential School Supply List: The Teacher's Pet vs The Rebel
Back-to-school season is just around the corner, and it's time to start thinking about school supplies. Whether you're the teacher's pet who loves color-coded folders and perfectly sharpened pencils, or the rebel who prefers to march to the beat of your own drum with unconventional supplies, we've got you covered. From classic notebooks and pens to unique and quirky supplies, this comprehensive school supply list will ensure that both the teacher's pet and the rebel are well-equipped for the upcoming school year. With a focus on quality and functionality, our list includes everything you need to stay organized, inspired, and ready to tackle the academic year ahead.
The Benefits of a Well-Stocked School Supply List
Having a well-stocked school supply list offers numerous benefits for both students and teachers. For the teacher's pet, it means being prepared and organized, which can lead to better academic performance and less stress. For the rebel, having the right supplies can foster creativity and self-expression. Additionally, a comprehensive school supply list can help students and teachers stay focused, motivated, and engaged in the learning process. By ensuring that everyone has the tools they need to succeed, a well-stocked school supply list sets the stage for a successful and productive school year.
Use Cases for School Supply List: The Teacher's Pet vs The Rebel
Whether you're a teacher or a student, having a well-curated school supply list is essential for a successful academic year. For the teacher's pet, the list includes items such as planners, highlighters, and sticky notes to keep everything organized and on track. For the rebel, the list might include unconventional supplies like colorful pens, unique notebooks, and creative art supplies to inspire individuality and self-expression. Regardless of your style, a well-thought-out school supply list ensures that you have everything you need to excel in the classroom and beyond.
Alternatives to Traditional School Supplies
While traditional school supplies like notebooks and pencils are essential, there are also alternative options that can add a fun and unique twist to your school supply list. For the teacher's pet, consider incorporating color-coded supplies or personalized stationery to add a touch of personality to your organization. For the rebel, think outside the box with unconventional supplies like quirky erasers, novelty pens, or artistic notebooks that reflect your individual style. By exploring alternative options, you can customize your school supply list to suit your preferences and make a statement in the classroom.
Tips for Using Your School Supply List Effectively
Once you've assembled your school supply list, it's important to use it effectively to maximize its benefits. For the teacher's pet, staying organized and maintaining a consistent system for using your supplies is key to success. Consider color-coding your materials or creating a designated space for each item to streamline your workflow. For the rebel, embrace the creativity and individuality of your supplies by using them as tools for self-expression and inspiration. Whether you're a teacher's pet or a rebel, using your school supply list effectively can enhance your academic experience and set the stage for a successful school year.
Maximizing Your School Supply List for Academic Success
Regardless of your style, a well-curated school supply list is essential for academic success. By understanding the benefits, use cases, alternatives, and tips for using your supplies effectively, you can ensure that you're well-prepared for the upcoming school year. Whether you're the teacher's pet who thrives on organization and structure, or the rebel who embraces creativity and individuality, a comprehensive school supply list sets the stage for a successful and productive academic experience.