It's our policy to explain our policy envelopes to you in a way that will grab your attention. The previous sentence may not have done so. BAM! Did that sentence do it for you? No? We apologize. We tried to get the ShamWow guy to come, but he said he was too busy trying to make his own product descriptions. Reasonable, of course.
These ivory envelopes aren't just your regular commercial envelope. They are INFOmercial envelopes! Also known as we're trying to get your attention envelopes! Also known as policy envelopes... So no, it cannot shamwow you in the way that those cleaning product infomercials can. Instead our ivory color will give off a more classy, and definitely less loud type of impression. No headaches will occur after buying one of these envelopes, unless for some reason you are related to the ShamWow guy and he sees the envelope as you get a package of them. Then we apologize.
Use these envelopes to store some infomercial invention ideas of your own. Maybe storing these ideas will come in handy! So much so that one day you’ll be on the screen and immediately want to be shut off too! Hey it’s better than nothing …
Strathmore Natural White Wove #11 Policy Envelopes. Policy envelopes open on the short side and measure 4 1/2 x 10 3/8.