Ben Stein may be most famous for his "Bueller? Bueller?" phrase in “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off” but he's also known for those clear eye commercials where he says, “The difference is clear … Clear Eyes”. JAM definitely wants to bring his excitement for our commercials that are not coming soon! “Clear Envelopes … Wow” would be the slogan. Just imagine! You’d have to lower the volume on your screen every time!
These envelopes are as clear as your eyes will be after a few million eye drops! Send these envelopes out to those people who have trouble seeing. They can easily see right through them and feel so much better about themselves! Send these envelopes to Ferris Bueller with a card inside telling him to feel better! OR send these envelopes to the main attraction in that movie, Ben Stein, and tell him in a letter to calm down because he’s way too enthusiastic.
Side note: is it weird that Ben Stein is in a commercial for contacts when he wears glasses?
Clear 5 7/16 x 7 3/8 Envelopes are also known as A7 Cello Sleeves because they are sized slightly larger than an A7 envelope, which measures 5 1/4 x 7 1/4.
Available with a flap that has a self adhesive closure and without a flap.