"If I was invisible ... wait I already am." - Clay Aiken
American Idol's Clay Aiken may not have understood that he was basically invisible (even after losing to Ruben Studdard). I mean if he did understand, he probably wouldn’t have kept singing that song after the first verse… But this JAM clear envelope certainly understands that invisibility is what you’re going for. Aiken still is trying to get over the loss I think, even though technically he became more popular than Ruben (where is Studdard anyway?). But once again, unlike Clay, our clear envelopes have no problem with being in the background, especially to the Rubester (we’re on a nickname basis).
Mail Clay Aiken a letter saying at least you’re not as invisible as this envelope! It might make him feel better, even after years of him being off the grid. Or just store all of your Captain Obvious lyrics in here to make your feel like the next Clay Aiken!
But just remember to use these clear envelopes only if you are 100% positive that you want your envelopes to be clear and not ultra brite. Don’t be like the Clayster now… (yes, nickname basis for him too).
Clear 3 13/16 x 5 3/16 Envelopes are crystal clear and approved by the US Postal Service for mailing. Fits a 4bar - 3 5/8 x 5 1/8 - envelope perfectly!