Two valid questions for all ages are: are you afraid of the dark? Or are you afraid of the old 90s television show Are You Afraid of the Dark? Either way, this envelope can slowly help you disregard them as fears. Slowly is the key word here…
Send out this envelope to all of your dark feared friends and at first they might scream. Once they open what’s inside - Season 1 of Are You Afraid of the Dark -they’ll probably call you asking you what your deal is. This is what you tell them: watch the show repeatedly to the point where it doesn’t scare you anymore and get these black envelopes and stick them everywhere in your bedroom so that you will always be in the dark. At some point, you’re not going to be afraid anymore!
If you’d rather a smart idea to face your dark fears, envelopes are probably not that answer. BUT these envelopes are great for setting the stage for any kind of occasion! From storing scripts for a new and improved Are You Afraid of the Dark (which is a great idea, by the way – you’re welcome), to storing those applications for all of those jobs you’ve been trying to get (black is a suitable color). Even for sending out ghost stories to all of your friends that actually like them!
Black 9 x 12 Envelopes are available in 4 styles:
Black 9x12 Booklet Envelopes, Black 9x12 Open End Envelopes, Black 9x12 Clasp Envelopes, and Black 9x12 String Tie Envelopes.